Spike Says: New Year’s Resolutions You & Your Dog

5 01 2009

Over the weekend, I came across a funny article from the Dog Examiner about the difference between a human’s resolutions and a dog’s resolutions for similar actions.

Your Dog: “I will no longer chase my tail.”

You: “I will no longer sweat the small stuff.”

Your dog: “I will no longer eat my poop.”

You: “I will no longer eat fatty foods.”

Your Dog: “I will stop chewing up all of my toys.:

You: “I will take better care of my stuff.”

Your Dog: “I will quit digging in the garbage can.”

You: I will stay out of trouble and leave that low life Larry alone.”

Your Dog: “I won’t run and hide when it’s time to see the vet.”

You: “I am going to get a full physical this year.”

You can read the whole article to see what these resolutions become by the end of the year here.

Spike Says: My New Year’s Resolutions

2 01 2009

Today, I heard all kinds of people talk about their “resolutions” on TV.  I asked Mom what those were, and she said they were the promises that people make to themselves about the things they want to do improve their lives and those they affect.  I decided that it seems like a good idea, and I want to participate.  So, here are my resolutions for 2009:

  • I resolve to help homeless animals by supporting rescue groups through my website, my network and Mom’s money.
  • I will voice my support for any legislation that is for the betterment of my fellow animals.
  • I will not tell Santa bad things about Tax in my letter this year.
  • I will not bark at cats. Oops… I will only bark that one time at cats. Maybe, I should wait till next year to tackle something so tough.

You know these resolution things are pretty hard to think of when you are as close to perfect as I am!